Fr. Chucky Abdelahad – Antioch Orthodox Disgraceful “Biter”

Just when you expected the clergy abuse crisis had slowed down a bit, a new low
for the priesthood always seems to surface. This time, the Holy Hall of Filth accepts a new candidate for debauchery from the Antioch Orthodox Christian Archdiocese of North America. The debased priest from St. Georges Antioch Cathedral in Worcester, MA – Fr. Chucky Mikey Abdelahad, has apparently succeeded in humiliating the church by being accused of sexually abusing, slapping, kicking and biting his female victim all over her body. Yes, he’s a biter.
The 56 year old vampire-wannabe pervert was convicted on May 26th, 2012 in Worcester Central Court District, and is now serving jailtime. To add to the depravity, according to a petition site that wants the lecherous Fr. Chucky defrocked, the detestable cleric has been backed up by Fr. Edward Hughes his superior. Catapulting the debacle to an extreme, Fr. Edward Hughes is the head of the Antiochan Churchs Womens group.
Now really, Antioch Womens group – wake up and smell the garbage.
Perhaps this dynamic twisted pair of priests are attempting to capture the record for Holy Chucky to be crowned the most detestable leech on the East Coast. Or, perhaps they want a movie deal, or they may even be competing with the convicted Catholic Church perverts in the Eastern USA to earn “Fr. Chucky the vampire-snake-biter” a trophy for the top degenerate priest position.
Whatever the case, Fr. Chucky has my vote for most likely to slither through the halls of the Antioch church – ladies be on your guard, and be sure to wear your snake repellant when Rev. Chucky boy springs out of jail. Remember, he bites!
When hearing about the conviction for biting the woman, I did consider that perhaps Fr. Chucky the Filthmeister may have watched too many “Twilight” vampire flicks while he was on dope; but I shifted my suspicions elsewhere.
The new suspicion heads towards the Metropolitan Philip Saliba, Archbishop of New York, and Metropolitan of all North America, of Self Ruled Antiochan Orthodox Christian Archdiocese of North America.
Whew! That’s quite a title.
That’s the big guy, Bishop Phil for short, who should step up to the sacred plate, and bounce the pervert out of ministry, and send Fr. Chucky into the snake cage where he belongs. But for some weird reason, and there usually is one in church hierarchy – Bishop Phil hasn’t done diddly to defrock the vampire cape from the white collared catastrophic cleric. It certainly makes one wonder what “info” Fr. Chucky has on the Bishop.
This could get scarier.
Although it’s typical for a Bishop to turn his head away and act irresponsible when it comes to defrocking priests who disgrace the church, I think Fr. Chucky crossed the line quite a few kicks and slaps ago, don’t you Bishop Philly?
I think Bishop Metro-Phil should consider the alternatives. If the Archdiocese has to provide rabies shots to all of the women in the church on the east coast, Fr. Chucky could cost the Antiochers quite a hunk of change from the donation box. And let’s not forget the bad publicity, which has already flowed out of the pews and into the gutters – where coincidentally, Fr. Chucky belongs.
It’s your call Metro-Phil, but there are a lot of people who think the biter should go; it just doesn’t look good to keep a depraved loony toon vamp in the pulpit. And removing Fr. Chuckys fangs instead is another bad idea, because the dirty demon still is capable of kicking and slapping, and maybe he’ll resort to using his gums on a woman if you pull his teeth.
I still say defrock him Metro-Phil, because you don’t want me to keep writing about the debauchery, although I don’t mind humiliating the perv; he deserves it, and it’s silly for you to try to one up your catholic bishop friends. They have too many clerics like Fr. Chuckster for you to compete, trust me. You can’t possibly be that hard up for priests that you would keep the biter in ministry; my best advice is to keep telling yourself that thousands of preventative rabies shots are too expensive.