http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/05/07/daily-show-the-world-has-exploded/ Tue, 22 May 2012 14:36:19 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/05/07/daily-show-the-world-has-exploded/#comment-12089 Altered_States Mon, 10 May 2010 23:44:52 +0000 http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/?p=7188#comment-12089 Well, let's see; Rush Limbaugh thinks the oil well blowout was caused by environmentalists and says the oceans like to be lubed every once in a while; Bob Bennett isn't conservative enough for Utah; the Pope likes pedophiles; Kagan has never been a judge so Obama thinks she will be a great Supreme Court judge; Palin wants God to run for President; Afghan president Karzai's brother is the biggest drug lord in Afghanistan - and that is the best Afghanistan has to offer; the Taliban can't train bombers to blow up things in this country; Pat Robertson blames Haiti's "pact with the Devil" for their earthquake; Robertson also blames Katrina on Ellen Degeneres; the Majority of Americans don't think the war in Afghanistan is worth it anymore; Droopy Dog - Joe Lieberman - wants to strip U.S. citizenship from anyone labeled a "terrorist"; no one has thought of the possibility that last week's one hour stock market "crash" could have been caused by a cyber attack; and, don't forget about the volcano in Iceland; oh yes, Obama wants to go to Mars; is there anything I forgot? No, that's enough to think about for one day. I'm going to sleep. Is it safe? Well, let's see; Rush Limbaugh thinks the oil well blowout was caused by environmentalists and says the oceans like to be lubed every once in a while; Bob Bennett isn't conservative enough for Utah; the Pope likes pedophiles; Kagan has never been a judge so Obama thinks she will be a great Supreme Court judge; Palin wants God to run for President; Afghan president Karzai's brother is the biggest drug lord in Afghanistan – and that is the best Afghanistan has to offer; the Taliban can't train bombers to blow up things in this country; Pat Robertson blames Haiti's “pact with the Devil” for their earthquake; Robertson also blames Katrina on Ellen Degeneres; the Majority of Americans don't think the war in Afghanistan is worth it anymore; Droopy Dog – Joe Lieberman – wants to strip U.S. citizenship from anyone labeled a “terrorist”; no one has thought of the possibility that last week's one hour stock market “crash” could have been caused by a cyber attack; and, don't forget about the volcano in Iceland; oh yes, Obama wants to go to Mars; is there anything I forgot? No, that's enough to think about for one day. I'm going to sleep. Is it safe?

]]> http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010/05/07/daily-show-the-world-has-exploded/#comment-11981 grammasanity Sat, 08 May 2010 10:42:32 +0000 http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/?p=7188#comment-11981 Are you sure it's not just the froth on the waves of real change? As the Great Poet, Dylan II wrote, "Those who are not busy being born, are busy dying." Are you sure it's not just the froth on the waves of real change? As the Great Poet, Dylan II wrote, “Those who are not busy being born, are busy dying.”

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