Jacob Freeze What instrument do you play?
I play the clitoris!
And how do you play it?
I play it like syrup!
I play it like winning the lotto!
Riot in a sorority house!
Like an ivory loris!
Lyric ocelot!
Diastolic!
Systolic!
Diastolic!
Systolic!
Passacaglia of slaphappy sociopaths!
Echo of a cephalic apocalypse!
Jacob Freeze 
Jacob Freeze 
NPR calls OWS “a case study in social movements!”
So what would you call an actual case study of OWS, like an article in a poli-sci journal?
A case study of a case study?
Whatever! Let’s just get on with the leading questions!
“CONAN: And is it fair to say that Tuesday’s events were less than organizers hoped?”
Come on! Say it, if you ever want to appear on NPR again! Say “It was less!”
And now for some heavy-duty insights!
“GITLIN: When I was going to direct action working groups, I observed that they had this kind of sort of pop-up spirit rather than a spirit of learning.”
“This kind of sort of pop-up spirit!” Where does NPR find these fucking clowns?
Meanwhile the NY Post got right down to the nitty-gritty!
“Hard workers enjoy good laugh as May Day skirmishes fizzle!”
“How can anyone take them seriously? They look like homeless people,” quipped Financial District bartender Kimberly Leo.
And everybody knows that homeless people can’t be taken seriously!
But the NY Post also posted a very nice photo for the top of my diary, and the people fighting cops in the photo don’t exactly look “homeless.”
They look like pirates!
Jacob Freeze 
Wardrobe dummy for Marilyn Monroe during filming of The Misfits, 1961
Jacob Freeze 
Jacob Freeze In the afterlife, everything is freeware.
You can’t sneeze, but your icon can tango!
Tango of the neuronal war-monger!
Repeat after me!
I want to be a soldier.
I am the game.
I’m the winged tween of Troy!
So what else did you ever want to be?
Dybbuk of an unlucky multitude?
or just another
sad old drunk
in the jungle of mommy?
Jacob Freeze 
Madonna of Tehran
U.S. Amasses Stealth-Jet Armada Near Iran
The U.S. Air Force is quietly assembling the world’s most powerful air-to-air fighting team at bases near Iran. Stealthy F-22 Raptors on their first front-line deployment have joined a potent mix of active-duty and Air National Guard F-15 Eagles, including some fitted with the latest advanced radars. The Raptor-Eagle team has been honing special tactics for clearing the air of Iranian fighters in the event of war.
The fighters join a growing naval armada that includes Navy carriers, submarines, cruisers and destroyers plus patrol boats and minesweepers enhanced with the latest close-in weaponry.
Jacob Freeze 
Jacob Freeze
So many goodbyes
no one will ever say
So many goodbyes
and no one left to say them
Jacob Freeze Is this poop phony?
Are you in it?
Do you suffer from multiple personality disorder?
Were you raised in an orphanage?
I want to know all about you!
I was raised in the ionosphere.
Now I live in your earphones.
I’m the spirit of your dead grandmother.
That’s all you need to know.
You’re my grandma, the Sixties porn-star?
This is plastic poop, with a rag-headed ghost in it?
Why does everything happen so fast, Grandma?
Why am I so confused?
The stars talk to me through my transistors!
Grandma!
Why am I so lost?
