Invitation

Melt in triumph!
We accept you as is.

Do you need a thematic heat-pig?
Rivets for your trireme?
Panoramas of iodine and vomit?
Condescending innuendos?

Will you be my invisible friend?

I can’t be your invisible friend!
I’m not invisible!
All I want is a basket of elderberries!
I can only pay with birdseed.
What kind of dream is this anyway?

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