Zit Sacrament

All your sins are forgiven!

Did you flirt with wrens?
Fart and hurl at your mommy’s fatwa?
Eat a narwhal?
Whatever!

All your sins are forgiven!

So what if it cost your life-savings?
How much can you spend in a nuclear inferno?
How much can you spend on an ecru decal?
Can you really afford to dance merrily into the Nothing?
Did you miss the count-down?

Nerd! Now nobody can even remember your zits!
All your sins are forgiven!

COMMENT NOW!

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