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“Raise a ruckus!”

Now isn’t that folksy!

And doesn’t the Left love its big fat slob/mascot Michael Moore!

He was born with a tractor-hat on his big empty head!

He “raised a ruckus” in the cradle!

He got his big fat face on TV in Zuccotti Park!

And meanwhile almost nobody notices that Rick Santorum pounded the abortion issue 24/7 in Iowa, and came out of nowhere to tie Mitt Romney.

What the heck does that mean, Michael Moore?

And Michael Moore replies…

“Raise a ruckus! Raise a ruckus!”

And meanwhile the Left conveniently forgets that nobody ran against the corporate stooge and mass-murderer Barack Obama in the Iowa primaries!

No candidate! No agenda! No economics except a few silly slogans.

“We are the 99%.”

But when the 99% occupy a park, not even .00099% show up.

What the heck does that mean, Michael Moore?

And Michael Moore replies…

“Raise a ruckus! Raise a ruckus!”

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