Immortals at the Oscars

Athena with Nausicaa and attendants

In the usual
mob of immortals at the
Oscars, Athena
arranges a high-concept
comb-over for Odysseus,
who immediately seduces
yet another Gidget…

arrow in her eye
via
Aphrodite, iPhone
sext from your
sixth-grade girlfriend…

“I saw you
on the red carpet
and I always
knew you were
too mean to die.”

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