Anger Management of the Left and Right

After so many snarky suggestions from Obamabots and other “liberal” goody-goodies, I finally enrolled in anger management, and it worked out better than I ever imagined!

Now my therapist helps me pick my targets, and provides me with an iron-clad alibi after the fact.

“Mr. Freeze was in my office when the fracas occurred, so he cannot be the blood-soaked howler in those surveillance videos.”

Meanwhile the right-wing never had any trouble with anger, and aren’t they winning everywhere! They foisted the sick, twisted con-man Obama on the Democrats, and that son-of-a-bitch never stops killing!

Obama never stops killing! Drone bombers are always flying somewhere, from Afghanistan to Pakistan to Yemen to Somalia, killing women and children and who the heck knows what they kill, with their imbecile targeters peeping at video monitors 10,000 miles away! But the bodies of children just keep piling up, and there’s enough of them now to make a little mountain, like a monument to hate, while candy-ass Obamabots purse their precious PC lips and recommend “anger management” to anybody and everybody who opposes their shit-head Messiah.