What Does Sarah Palin Know About Climate Change? Nothing.

I’ll start by saying that Tina Fey is hilarious, but she is no where near as comical as her source material. For example I give you the latest inane diatribe from that nitwit of the north Caribou Barbie. Instead of her standard Facebook follies, this skit was performed at the Southern Republican Leadership Conference. Although I must say that it puzzles me why any conservative would pay good money to hear the equivalent of some nut-job ranting away while waving a sign that reads The end is nigh, when they could just go to any street corner in America (Thank Saint Ronnie for emptying the mental hospitals) and hear virtually the same thing for free. That just doesn’t seem fiscally responsible to me, but I digress…

Bible Spice continuously demonstrates her lack of even a ninth-graders understanding of basic history and science, she seems to think the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is driven by simple zoning disputes. This time however the half-term half-wit displayed her ignorance of science as well as her new found celebutard status by going on a bizarre tangent on the subject of energy. It started as more of the same thinly veiled sexual innuendo about getting drilled here and now, you betcha, also, too. But went far afield when she referred to the recently debunked climate-gate non-scandal as “Gore-gate”. Stating with a stunning amount of contrived authority that conservatives were justified being skeptical of the science, which she refers to yet again as, “snake-oil”.

I find the Snowbilly grifter’s interpretation of reality to be very strange indeed. So let’s set the record straight for all the reality challenged people out there. I’ll start with former Vice President Al Gore. Al didn’t have a single thing whatsoever to do with the so-called climate-gate non-scandal. For fuck’s sake it didn’t even happen in the States, it was a British University that was involved. It is just fucking idiotic to blame that on Al Gore. It was a deliberate and pathetically lame attempt by Mooseilini to inject every wingnut’s favorite whipping boy into the conversation. More of the same pathetic *attack the messenger* style of politics that we’ve come to expect from our conservative friends. When you don’t want to discuss an issue on its merits, quickly bring up Chappaquiddick or William Jefferson, or whatever the Democratic scandal du jour happens to be…

Next is the climate-gate story itself, I told you Faux news would neglect to report that story. For the poorly informed I have news, there was no scandal and the science is sound. But since Sarah clearly doesn’t read, and only watches Faux news shows in which she appears, she most likely missed that report. The only “snake-oil” here is what Sarah is trying to sell to the tragically gullible audiences of idiot America.

There has been no person in my memory who so personifies the current trend in celebrity, that being someone who is famous for no discernible reason. She has indeed become the perfect reality television star. I just wish she had took a shot at blowing Bret Michaels, or better yet joined The Bad Girls Club. Anything other than her vainglorious attempt at the Vice Presidency. America would be a better place if that nails on chalkboard voice of hers was only heard when some neck-tattooed Jersey girl dragged her around the pool by her bumpit…